i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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