Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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