By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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