They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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