I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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