i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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