if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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