You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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