I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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