It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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