I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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