i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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