We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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