I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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