I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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