Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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