last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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