i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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