Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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