But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
it's like iHOP with fire
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
MIDGETS
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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