There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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