i need an iv and a liver transplant
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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