let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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