Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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