I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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