Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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