On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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