why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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