Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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