yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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