Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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