So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
tonight lets celebrate not being married
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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