her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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