When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
