PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
