i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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