this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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