sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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