Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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