from now on my penis is your penis
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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