just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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