im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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