so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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