K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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