: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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