im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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