Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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