I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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