Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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