Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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